Here are some super fun things I've heard in the bath lately:
Can you brush duck's teeth, and octopus's teeth too?
(Putting some soap on the washcloth) I'm going to wash the cloth's hair!
(Jumping up and down on the mat after getting out of the tub) I'm a cuddlebug! I'm a pickle!
And, my favorite dialog, maybe of all time:
A: What can I do in the tub? Can I poop in the tub?
Me: NO!
A: Can I hop in the tub?
Me: Uh, no. Absolutely not.
A: (hanging head in mock sadness) Oh. (brightens up) Can I meow in the tub?
Me: Yes! You can meow all you want to!
No meowing. End of conversation. Just fact finding I guess.
Bath time is a real party around here!
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