The mind of a two year old is amazing, and kind of bizarre.
Here are some things that come out of my daughter's mouth on a daily basis:
On Observing The Body:
"There's a spider in my (va)gina!"
(There was a spider in the tub, but we removed it promptly, and it was no where near her girl parts.)
"When I am big I am going to get boobs!"
(Said to a random woman at the playground.)
"This is my scary monster booty."
On Random Scary Things:
"There is a ladybug in my diaper! A ladybug in my diaper!"
(Upon investigation, no visible ladybug.)
(hysterically) "There is a dog in the window!"
(The window is 15 feet off the ground. And there is no visible dog.)
"There's a robot in the kitchen! Is it gone?"
(There is no visible robot.)
"There is a monster in the curtain!"
(No visible monster.)
On Observing Tragedy (her own and others):
"That baby is sad. She needs her mommy."
"I've got big tears!"
"I fell down went boom"
And,
"That was surprising!"
(Spoken after trauma of said falling down going boom.)
I love some of those, and then some of those are spooky! I remember my nephew Will always seeing a person, or a face, either down the hall, or on the wall in his room, etc. But the scariest is having a spider in the vagina! NOOOooooo.
ReplyDeleteLove 'this is my scary monster booty!' I can just see Arli saying all of those things!
Ha!
Tammy